Puntificating

Colin Cowherd belongs doing infomercials at 3am.  Just listen to the guy;  listen to the tone of his voice, the way he talks, his personality, everything. Just listen to him talk for 60 seconds on any show, and instead of what he’s actually saying, pretend he is saying “IT ACTUALLY CUTS THROUGH NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE DIFFERENT TYPES OF METAL! YOU NEED THIS KNIFE SET FOR ONLY 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF 19.99!!”  Doesn’t it just sound right?