So I was sitting here thinking about how often people tack on “it’s God’s plan” to the end of a sentence about how something didnt go their way.  And I started wondering, what are the dumbest sentences where you could do this?

Major diahrrea right now but it’s God’s plan.
Spilled tabasco sauce on my tie but it’s God’s plan.
Hootie & The Blowfish cancelled their comeback album but it’s Gods plan.
My balls itch but it’s God’s plan.
Bill Cosby stole my toaster but it’s God’s plan.