January 2012
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Colin Cowherd belongs doing infomercials at 3am. Just listen to the guy; listen to the tone of his voice, the way he talks, his personality, everything. Just listen to him talk for 60 seconds on any show, and instead of what he’s actually saying, pretend he is saying “IT ACTUALLY CUTS THROUGH NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE DIFFERENT TYPES OF METAL! YOU NEED THIS KNIFE SET FOR ONLY 3...
December 2011
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Plans
So I was sitting here thinking about how often people tack on “it’s God’s plan” to the end of a sentence about how something didnt go their way. And I started wondering, what are the dumbest sentences where you could do this?
Major diahrrea right now but it’s God’s plan. Spilled tabasco sauce on my tie but it’s God’s plan. Hootie & The Blowfish...
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There needs to be a secondary “I honked my horn by accident because I’m a stupid fuck” apology horn.
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The combined OOC games of LSU & Alabama:
Georgia Southern Kent State North Texas Northwestern State Oregon Penn State West Virginia Western Kentucky
Those eight teams were the “representatives” of non-SEC teams. If none of those teams could beat either LSU or Alabama, then no one can, right? Clearly no one else deserves a shot. Ah, the insulated little world of the SEC. If...
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