It occurs to me that any statement will immediately sound erroneous and despicable if it is attributed to Adolf Hitler. Even if it is some basic piece of common knowledge. Consider the following:
"Two plus two equals four." -Adolf Hitler
"The earth is round." -Adolf Hitler
"Always use toilet paper after you poop." -Adolf Hitler
"Global warming is real." -Adolf Hitler
"Global warming is a hoax." -Adolf Hitler
Immediately your instincts that have been hammered into you from birth kick in. You don’t want to agree with HITLER do you??! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER AGREES WITH ANYTHING HITLER SAID.
I’m going to hell.
“Lana is so sexy it actually pisses me off”
DUDE I know. She comes out and I see her and I’m like WHAT THE HELL COME ON MAN.
The following ARE NOT REAL WORDS:
Expressions that get screwed up:
The tough ones:
I’m not going to bother with YOUR/YOU’RE, THEIR/THEY’RE/THERE, and TO/TOO/TWO because enough people bitch about that already.
The entire human race including me
WHEN A GIRL ACCIDENTALLY WALKS INTO THE MEN’S ROOM:
WHEN A BOY ACCIDENTALLY WALKS INTO THE LADIES’ ROOM:
Yasmin Akram from Sherlock season 3. I LURRRRVVVVV HERRRRRRR
How we feel about it being Friday.
Had to make this.
All you really need to know about how bad WCW was is that they had the chance to have the rematch of one of the biggest main events in Wrestlemania history, Hogan vs Warrior, and they decided to do it at goddamn Halloween Havoc in Las Vegas with a PRESENTED BY SNICKERS CANDY BARS logo on the mat. And because it was a WCW Match, it of course ended with the heels going over and the babyface getting buried. If you want to see what happens in a wrestling company when the heels win way too often, check out WCW. It was just one of the myriad stupid problems that led to their downfall.
Even the old guy is surprised how well that worked.
I know I don’t usually Instagram my food, but….THIS BURGER I JUST MADE: 1/2 lb grass fed beef, red bell pepper, lettuce, thousand island, avocado, ketchup, cholula, blue cheese, pepper. HERE I COME GOD