Puntificating

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Charlie Strong has dismissed enough players that you could form an ALL-DISMISSAL TEAM with a complete 2-deep roster AND a quarterback controversy.   You could call the team THE TEXAS EXES.  
I picture a future where Charlie Strong walks into an empty locker room on game day and says “where the hell are all my players?” and the lone remaining non-fired assistant says “Sir you dismissed every last one of them.”  To which Charlie Strong would reply “THAT KIND OF CAN’T-DO ATTITUDE IS NOT THE TEXAS WAY!  YOU’RE DISMISSED!”
Then afterwards, a stone cold Charlie Strong stands alone in the dark locker room as he overhears the stadium’s PA announcer declare that Texas has lost the game by forfeit due to not having enough players to field a team.  Quietly, Charlie bows his head and says, “IT IS ALMOST DONE.  THERE REMAINS ONLY ONE FINAL PERSON TO BE DISMISSED FROM THE TEXAS LONGHORNS FOOTBALL TEAM.  AND THAT PERSON’S NAME IS….CHARLIE STRONG.’
The next day’s headline: CHARLIE STRONG DISMISSES CHARLIE STRONG, CIRCLE NOW COMPLETE

Charlie Strong has dismissed enough players that you could form an ALL-DISMISSAL TEAM with a complete 2-deep roster AND a quarterback controversy.   You could call the team THE TEXAS EXES.  

I picture a future where Charlie Strong walks into an empty locker room on game day and says “where the hell are all my players?” and the lone remaining non-fired assistant says “Sir you dismissed every last one of them.”  To which Charlie Strong would reply “THAT KIND OF CAN’T-DO ATTITUDE IS NOT THE TEXAS WAY!  YOU’RE DISMISSED!”

Then afterwards, a stone cold Charlie Strong stands alone in the dark locker room as he overhears the stadium’s PA announcer declare that Texas has lost the game by forfeit due to not having enough players to field a team.  Quietly, Charlie bows his head and says, “IT IS ALMOST DONE.  THERE REMAINS ONLY ONE FINAL PERSON TO BE DISMISSED FROM THE TEXAS LONGHORNS FOOTBALL TEAM.  AND THAT PERSON’S NAME IS….CHARLIE STRONG.’

The next day’s headline: CHARLIE STRONG DISMISSES CHARLIE STRONG, CIRCLE NOW COMPLETE

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